April 02, 2012

The one in which I get my rap on

Remember when I wrote that Golden Corral post four score and seven years ago?

Here's the rap version.

(Prepare yourself for my mad skillz.)


  1. You need big dudes in black t-shirts that say "SECURITY" on the back, you're so cool. What am I saying? Get your mom one of those SECURITY t-shirts and cut an album on Death Jam.
    You are so silly. I like that. I like that a lot. xo

  2. That's a great idea! Will you be my manager?

  3. Even though you warned us about your mad skillz, I was unprepared. Brilliant! :)

  4. I am not kidding, Chooch watched this three times this morning and was laughing so hard, he was almost choking! He was like, "Mommy, who IS this? She's FUNNY!"