Yo! I'm Danielle, and I'm a housework slacka.
I don't put stuff up. I'm an expert stacka.
A horizontal filer, a piler, an I'll-do-it-in-a-whiler.
As a result, I'm a clutter compiler.
I tried Fly Lady, but that plan is whack.
I attack the dog hair, but the hair fights back.
Why do boys' toys have so many pieces?
We give some away--still the number increases.
Cleanin's no fun, but it's gotta be done.
So I'll end this rap and go clean up some crap. Uh!
Well my name's Marti and I'll pick up there
ReplyDeleteSittin' at the laptop with curlers in my hair
My nemisis is paper--it multiplies
In boxes, in stacks-es, hurts my eyes
Got 3 kids who bring more every day
Permission slips, schoolwork, stuff for PTA
Got bills I'm payin' on line thank goodness
'Cause lookin' for the actual bill is fruitless.
Only have 2 cats, can't say my dog ate that
My mom came over and stacked my piles, Jack!
Better get on it now, been procrastinatin'
But ADD's a gift, yo, so don't be hatin'!
And Danielle's more than welcome to come over and help. Seriously...I'll put some coffee on.