November 28, 2011

Announcing the results of the Everyday Hilarity Writing Contest!

I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday, y'all!  We visited Tree Guy's parents and that zany bald guy, Uncle Jake.  It was good times.

I enjoyed reading your entries whilst inhaling delicately nibbling three slices a single tiny sliver of pie.  Thank you so much for participating.  My panel of "experts" and I have decided on a winner.  Or three. 

So without further ado, I give you the grand prize winner The soon-to-be-recipient of a crazy wig and a draweringThe empress of Everyday Hilarity!  And the award goes to............................

She who wrote "The Offering"!  Congratulations!

Alas, this writer doesn't have a blog, howev, she provided me with two more essays (a before and an after) to go along with her winning entry.  My next post will be her prequel to "The Offering."  Stay tuned for the winning entry later this week. 

But why stop there?  Howse about we top Charlie Sheen and be tri-winners?!  We've decided on two second place entries. 

The shared second place winners wrote such gems as "It Will Grow Back...Won't It?" and "A Glimpse of Motherhood."  Click on the titles to check out their blogs.

Both writers win goofy wigs perfect for embarrassing spouses and children!  I will feature the second place entries here on my blog next week.

So, trio o' wordsmiths, send me an email with your mailing address and I will get your prizes to you ASAP.

BONUS!  Grab a button and announce your award wherever you'd like!  (Three woots for shameless self-promotion!)

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  1. Please tell me there were more than three entries!

  2. Oh wow!! I won 2nd Place! That's the first time I've ever won anything! I can't wait to sport my wig! On second thought maybe I owe it to my sister...haha