He loves his baths, yes. But it's more than that.
He is a dedicated bathtub licker, eagerly lapping up our shower leftovers. He also partakes of my bathwater--while the tub is still occupied. He has even been known to crash a few showers.
Tank climbs in and out of the bathtub several times a day with a purpose and at a schedule known only to him. It's as if he needs to reassure himself that our tub is still there.
He is the Shower Sentinel.
The Tub Tender.
The Boxer of Bath.
It is his holy mission to be ever vigilant in protecting and defending the bathtubs of mankind.
Or at least, those in his own household.