August 28, 2012

Vacuuming in the dark

I am a night owl.  It's my most productive time.  I think 2am is the perfect bedtime and I will bite your head off if you wake me up before 10 (OK, 10:30).  Even Shrinky Dink has to follow that rule (or suffer my wrath!).

We live in a new subdivision, so there are houses going up all around us.  Because of the hellish temperatures this summer (115 degrees!!!), our builder had the workers start at FIVE-FRICKIN'-O'CLOCK-IN-THE-MORNING for most of the summer.  !!!

BAM BAM BAM!  KNOCK KNOCK!  "HEADS UP!"  All morning long. 

(Which is, by the way, the very middle of my night's sleep.)

When I complained about it to my husband (who is a forester for the electric company), he said, "Normal people get up early!  I start knocking on doors at 7:30am." 

WHAT?! 

I pity the fool who knocks on my door at 7:30am. 

No wonder people set their dogs on utility workers.

I know they say "the early bird gets the worm", but I figure since I'm fully bankrolled by Tree Guy, I'll let him do the worm-gathering while I get my beauty sleep.    

It's win-win, really.

I have to say, though, that our differing sleep schedules really cut into my computer time.  Tree Guy goes to bed at 9 or 9:30, which is just about the time that I'm amping up.  Our computer is in the master bedroom, which means that my late-night blogging goofiness is severely curtailed. 

This is a very serious issue.

I tried sneaking in to blog after my husband falls asleep, but that just earned me several sighs and a growl.  Apparently I type loudly.

Selflessly, I tried typing more quietly, only to get in trouble for casting computer screen light upon his slumbering head.

People, hear me.  I can not win.



I'm thinking of suggesting couples counseling so Tree Guy can learn to be more considerate of my needs.