February 17, 2012

Can't blame this on the public schools

Nature Boy loves him some meat.  So he wrote a haiku about it.  Like to hear it?  Here it go.


Bacon, steak, and ham.
Juicy, succulent meat - yum.
Poor little cow.  Aww.

He also loves him some dairy.  It is an unrequited love.


Oh, dairy.  Why me?
Making my butt erupt.  (Groan.)
Dairy sucks a lot.

Which brings us to the final haiku of the day.

Volcano butt.  (Pfft.)
Smelly gas comes out my BLEEP.
Boy, do I like farts.


*I helpfully pointed out to Nature Boy that bacon and ham do not come from cows.  He sensically replied that "animal" has 3 syllables and haikus require a certain sparsity of sound.  Ergo, the cow remains.

My shy, retiring boy would also like me to share this picture with you.  You're welcome.


  1. LOVE that photo..laugh out loud kinda love :)

  2. Lol:) I want a bacon cheeseburger now:(