Meat*
Bacon, steak, and ham.
Juicy, succulent meat - yum.
Poor little cow. Aww.
He also loves him some dairy. It is an unrequited love.
Dairy
Oh, dairy. Why me?
Making my butt erupt. (Groan.)
Dairy sucks a lot.
Which brings us to the final haiku of the day.
Farts
Volcano butt. (Pfft.)
Smelly gas comes out my BLEEP.
Boy, do I like farts.
______________________________________________________
*I helpfully pointed out to Nature Boy that bacon and ham do not come from cows. He sensically replied that "animal" has 3 syllables and haikus require a certain sparsity of sound. Ergo, the cow remains.
My shy, retiring boy would also like me to share this picture with you. You're welcome.
