Several of my girlfriends are struggling to afford Christmas presents this year. Money is tight all around. I don't know many people who aren't at least a little worried about finances right now.
I know that the real meaning of Christmas has nothing to do with commercialism, but I also know that it's at least as much fun to give as it is to receive. (So have fun and send me an Ulta giftcard!)
I wrote this rap to commiserate with my fellow broke moms. And to cheer them up!
Merry Broke Ass Christmas, e'rybody!