June 22, 2011

Sweaty fat chick on the edge!

In other news, I'm fairly certain that I am teetering on the edge of sanity at the moment.  (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)  I have to say that it's a good thing I'm medicated, y'all.  If it weren't for pharmaceuticals, this would have been my week:

1.  I'd have punched a lady out.  For real.  (She's bigger than me, but the force of my fury would have more than made up for my relative diminutiveness.)
2.  I'd have gone all Denzel Washington from John Q on our vet's ass.
3.  I'd have hired some street thugs to get the $600 back that I loaned someone 9 weeks ago to "get them through the weekend."
4.  I'd be camped out on our electrician's couch right now.  (He fixed our breaker box and broke our AC.)
5.  I'd have cleaned out the chocolate aisle at Walmart AND paid with a hot check.

And y'all would be holding a "Bail Danielle Out of Jail" fundraiser.  Just in case I do go off, here's a poster for publicity purposes.

You're welcome.

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  1. I'm glad you are medicated, though you wear those jail clothes well. Maybe I will join you, with the medication that is. :)

  2. Medicated you say? Hmm...me thinks I see something like that in my future. That or plenty o' martinis.

    p.s. And cartoon smear campaign?! *raises hand with glee* Do it! Do it! Do it! :)

  3. Yes, do join me in the Campaign for a Saner America!

    Zany, done. I sent you an email!!!!!!