tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5247168278266834106.post3321363655775968053..comments2023-01-17T23:30:58.575-06:00Comments on Yeah, I said it.: Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas StoryDaniellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02102760868127789619noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5247168278266834106.post-88985861678087272302012-12-27T16:21:10.681-06:002012-12-27T16:21:10.681-06:00I never knew about "elf on the shelf" un...I never knew about "elf on the shelf" until last year and I can say I only vaguely know what's up with the whole scene.<br /><br />So this is why your story with the (super ultra creepy) pictures is so impactfull on me. Others may read your macabre holiday story and not in any way be effected because they are all full up of years and years of good elf on the shelf memories. I, on the other hand, have had just about one explanation of elf on the shelf and that was yours. <br /><br />so, now I have an elf on a shelf phobia. I am afraid of elves coming and ripping out my eyeballs to have eyeball fights. <br /><br />I am disturbed. <br /><br />Maybe if they have an "elf on the shelf" marathon that I can watch and get all dis-phobic about them, I'll feel better.<br /><br />Until then, I hope you feel super ultra guilty.<br /><br />Merry Christmas, nonetheless (:<br /><br />You rock. I loved both posts. But the popular girl in college scene, coupled with the elf on the shelf scene, are melding together in my mind and it's not good, not good at all.What Darlin'?https://www.blogger.com/profile/17166247261876394471noreply@blogger.com